Awkward boner, woody pitching, tent erection, hakik busted, caught, call it what you like. awkward boner on the beach, awkward boner in the park, awkward boner at the ballet, the singers awkward boner. Just when you were away in another world, all of a sudden your cock becomes focused. Out of nowhere your 10″ whopper feels yourself getting a very awkward boner. Have you any tips for getting rid of an awkward boner.