“Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think. I detect the aroma of this pleasant vice in most philosophers, and a happily married logicians is almost a contradiction in terms. So many sages have regarded Woman as temptress because fornication often leads to marriage, which usually leads to children, which always leads to a respectable job and pretending to believe the idiocies your neighbors believe. The hypocrisy of the sages has been to conceal their timid onanism and call it celibacy.”

Robert Anton Wilson, Nature’s God

3 thoughts on “i wish, i was, i am

  1. i agree about wasting time with therapists!! i wanked off from 3-12 times a day and had a healthy prostate. Then my wife left me and my daughter and her kids moved back in. It was hard to find privacy or time to jerk off, so i finally lost interest and stopped. Then i got prostate cancer! Now i really don’t care about sex! i can’t get hard, and the last time i bothered to cum, it just dribbles a few drops out and stopped. It no longer shot up over my head or across the bed! Moral of this story…Jerk off as much as u can while u can!!

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