The Arse of HaPenis

You exist, butt do you live?

Yes this is quite possible for some people. By that I mean younger men have too stiff of an erection to be able to bend it enough to get in, and some anuses are further back than others and difficult to reach. And some men have a short or thick cock that make this technique difficult. Luckily my body has several attributes that make autopederasty possible. If you look on many porn sites, search self fuck you will be able to see for yourself. But for myself, I’ve discovered a wonderful sexual union that delivers amazing pleasure and been doing it for many years now. Now you might not know but one can orgasm without having a full erection, and older men like myself don’t get as hard as they used too, and so are able to find that his semi-erect penis can bend quite easily, and if you have a long enough penis and your anus is located up closer to your balls, it is in fact quite reachable. I am average penis size by the way.

Here’s how I fucking do it.

First, I clean myself out with a shower and an enema, which warms and relaxes my anus. I’ve already had some practice fingering my hole and prostate, so it welcomes pleasure and opens easily. I like to introduce some lube into my rectum first and make it easy to slide in. Then I will stroke my dick with lotion until I have a full erection and then let it soften. Repeat several times. Edging is getting close but not cumming. Once my cock is warmed up good, and in a very aroused state, it is ready to cum but not fully erect. During this time, I usually put a good amount of vaseline around the hole and use lotion to grease my shaft and head. Moving my balls to one side, I place it downward with the natural curve at the entrance of my hole. Using my fingers, I try and push the head inside using the cooperation of the anal sphincter muscle to open and close on the tip. This flexing feels good and allows the anus to relax and open enough that the head will eventually get in with some manual forcing. The cock will excite and begin to harden once the head gets in there and my anal contractions provide a stimulation that feels warm and wonderful on my cock.

My Anus Relaxes Further

After awhile, my anus relaxes further and I can push it in deeper with my middle finger and soon my shaft and head are sliding in and pleasuring my prostate gland. Using my hand I rub and handle myself to pleasure my cock on the part that is still outside and as it hardens further, a fullness arrives and I can feel the bulbous head in there. The lotion I put in there earlier does its job, allowing some better movement within. Even though my penis is curved around backwards, its still getting good blood flow and I feel fully erect now while inside and my anus is equally excited and has tightened its grip on the shaft just behind the head. I add more vaseline around the opening and really start working it in deeper and deeper, back and forth, making the fuck happen. My heart is really pounding now and my breathing rate has increased too. I am totally into it, waiting for my climax which is very controllable at this point, and I find I can prolong these wonderful feelings. I think the bend keeps me from cumming too quickly, so that’s a real plus. Sometimes I just stop and let it soften and finger around inside to feel and stimulate the head of my penis, then start pumping it up again. Wonderful sensations. from both organs at the same time. My brain is overwhelmed as my orgasm happens and I actually cum inside. My anal contractions occur as my cock pulsates and ejaculates. I help it out by milking my shaft and not pulling out too soon before my erection subsides and until the semen can get through the kink in the hose and flows into my rectum.

My Favorite Way of Masturbation

This act has become my favorite way of masturbation and is kinda addicting because it delivers such powerful feelings of intimacy and gives me access to the sex I desire anytime I want it. I wondered for years if I was somehow damaging my penis, but so far nothing bad has been noticed, other than my cock seems to have gotten a bit larger. So I think I’ll keep on doing it, but not giving up on sexual partners either. [Source]

7 thoughts on “The Arse of HaPenis

    1. Hi Dave I want you to be my daddy .I will look after you big hard cock and make sure you always have some where warm and wet to put it in. Xxx Allan

  1. For years I have thing in me to be loved and touched by a man so when I came across this I tried to do it I put a small mirror in-front of me in bed to see as I left my left leg in air it was easy to reach my anus with semi errection, I used vasillin and since I just had shower and horny I was enjoying my shaft touching my hole well I haven’t got fucked before never I just used my finger one in a while so I pushed my shaft to get in maybe it was in a little or maybe it didn’t at all but I had one amazing orgasm I ever had and let my cum flowing near my hole and crack it was the best feeling. I will order some proper anal lube and try it again I may be the first who take my own virginity lol

    1. I started doing this at about the age of 19. i do love how it feels when my cum shots all over my asshole. It is a very addicting relationship with ones own penis.

  2. Tried to do this for about 45 minutes. Got one hell of a workout. Am below average 5” or 12-13cm. Could reach my hole; but as I am uncircumcised, every time I went to push in my skin would contract and push my head back toward my balls. Also the angle may have been a little far to reach back/upward…. But I came just from trying; with even jerking off beforehand. ??‍♂️

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