The HaPenis Project

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1. God, I want that load down my throat, feel that beautiful cock filling my mouth. I love stroking my cock watching him

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2. Cock slapping, nipple pinching, balls bouncing and ejaculating cum is just a few ways to celebrate masturbation.
   Grab hold of your hard throbbing cock , massage your balls and twist those nipples , cum today, tomorrow and every day

   
   

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   1. Wonderful show, Daddy Dave – I would love to help you out with your beautiful cock and the fabulous cum you ejaculate, I would savour and swallow every drop. So hot.

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   2. Damn Daddy Dave that was fantastic! That pretty big cock and flopping balls are the best. All that cum dripping down that cock cause all of us to have a great orgasm.

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3. 1º de Mayo Día del trabajador pajero
   May 1st Day of the Wanker worker

   Durante toda la noche, sentí mi sexo entumecido, Y con grandes ganas de hacer una buena paja, al despertar por la mañana. Conscientemente, y como siempre, empecé a manipular mi pija, que ya estaba morcillona, y dispuesta a la paja, de todos los días.
   Es así que, mientras mi mujer se levantaba, yo también elevaba una de mis rodillas, para formar una carpa con las sábanas, y disimular de ese modo, los movimientos de mi mano pajera, la paja que me estaba propinando. Mientras ella se levantaba como siempre, llevo mi gustito, hasta el punto justo en que ya, voy a eyacular, pero me detengo allí, justo en la cumbre del placer máximo, antes de la inevitable eyaculación. Es una cosa de viejo pajero, detenerse justo, e impedir la eyaculación. Eyaculación que de producirse, no solo te derramas, sino que se presenta inmediatamente, el fenómeno de refracción, qué te impide por varios días, sentir nuevamente, el placer de hacerse una buena paja. Como experimentado pajero, estuve caminando en esa cumbre un buen rato, hasta que el placer se fue atenuano o desvaneciendo, porque mis nervios sensitivos del placer no podían mantener ese nivel de goce, y sabía que; debía llamarme a reposo. Luego de los 7 ó 10 minutos de reposo, volví a mi mañosa manía de sobar y manipular mi pija, para lograr una nueva erección muy potente, y por segunda vez, mañoso como soy, llegué al deseado y gozoso borde, pero esta vez suplementada, por media pastillita de sildenafil que logra ponerme a mi pija, a un estado de máxima erección…
   Debo tener algunos problemitas (me parece) de tipo cardíaco, porque siento algunos cosquilleos aquí en el pecho, que me alertan sobre la posibilidad, de que haya alguna anomalía, en este bobo corazón, que está trabajando desde que nací, hace 83 años atrás. Debo decir que he llegado a la conclusión, que de morir, me voy a morir, con una mano en la pija. Porque es lo único en la vida, que me ha dado un placer tan intenso, como cuando con mi mujer, como marido y mujer, cogíamos tanto como lo deseábamos.
   Ya lo he mencionado otras veces, y en otras notas. Desde que me saqué, el complejo de pajas culposas, no he dejado de hacérmelas, por lo menos, 3 veces al díak salvo que por fuerza mayor, no haya podido hacerlas. Ya sea porque tuve un compromiso, de levantarme muy temprano, por tener alguna actividad que me distrajo, de este placer inmenso, que me producen mis 3 pajas diarias.
   En el colmo de mi conocimiento pajero, estoy logrando que estando en esa cumbre, poder manejar ese derrame que de otro modo sería incontenible, en permitirme dejar soltar una o dos gotitas de mi semen, para que, mojen y lubriquen, toda mi cabeza y cuerpo de mi pija, con la deliciosa lubricación gozosa de una controlada eyaculación…
   No se cual es la palabra precisa, pero si no existe la voy a inventar.
   Me considero un sexopornófiloadicto, ó adictosexopornófilo, o sexoadictófilo, porque a estas alturas de mi vida, nada hay más agradable y bueno que el placer sexual en todas sus expresiones, siempre y cuando todas estas sean aceptadas por todos los que estan implicados en practicarlas sin excepciones.
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   Throughout the night, I felt my sex numb, and I really wanted to have a good handjob when I woke up in the morning. Consciously, and as always, I began to manipulate my cock, which was already plump, and ready for the daily handjob.
   So, while my wife got up, I also raised one of my knees, to form a tent with the sheets, and thus hide the movements of my handjob, the handjob that she was giving me. While she got up as always, I take my pleasure to the point where I’m going to ejaculate, but I stop there, right at the peak of maximum pleasure, before the inevitable ejaculation. It’s an old wanker thing to do, just stop and prevent ejaculation. Ejaculation that, if it occurs, not only spills out, but also occurs immediately, the phenomenon of refraction, which prevents you from feeling the pleasure of jerking off again for several days. As an experienced wanker, I was walking on that peak for a long time, until the pleasure faded or faded, because my pleasure-sensitive nerves could not maintain that level of enjoyment, and I knew that; He had to call me to rest. After 7 or 10 minutes of rest, I returned to my crafty habit of rubbing and manipulating my cock, to achieve a new, very powerful erection, and for the second time, crafty as I am, I reached the desired and joyful edge, but this time supplemented , for half a pill of sildenafil that manages to put my penis in a state of maximum erection…
   I must have some little problems (it seems to me) of a cardiac nature, because I feel some tickling here in my chest, which alerts me to the possibility that there is some anomaly, in this stupid heart, which has been working since I was born, 83 years ago. . I must say that I have come to the conclusion that if I die, I am going to die, with one hand on my dick. Because it is the only thing in life that has given me such intense pleasure, like when with my wife, as husband and wife, we fucked as much as we wanted.
   I have already mentioned it other times, and in other notes. Since I got rid of the guilty handjob complex, I have not stopped doing them at least 3 times a day, unless due to force majeure, I have not been able to do them. Either because I had a commitment, to get up very early, to have some activity that distracted me, from this immense pleasure that my 3 daily handjobs give me.
   At the height of my wanking knowledge, I am managing to be at that peak, being able to handle that spill that would otherwise be uncontrollable, allowing myself to let loose one or two droplets of my semen, so that they wet and lubricate my entire head and body of my cock, with the delicious joyful lubrication of a controlled ejaculation…
   I don’t know what the precise word is, but if it doesn’t exist I’m going to invent it.
   I consider myself a sexpornophileaddict, or addictsexpornophile, or sexaddictophile, because at this point in my life, there is nothing more pleasant and good than sexual pleasure in all its expressions, as long as all of these are accepted by all those who are involved in practicing them without exceptions.

   

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4. Getting myself off is the perfect way to end the day. Drifting off to sleep sticky and buzzing.

   

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5. Sing this ditty to the melody many of you are familiar with:

   1. Cum follow, cum follow,
   cum follow, cum on me!

   2. Wither shall I follow, follow, follow,
   Wither shall I follow, follow thee?

   3. To the greenwood, to the greenwood,
   To the greenwood and cum on me!

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